tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post2541313886691832321..comments2023-10-23T10:15:44.618-05:00Comments on The Real Shliach: 10-4Just like a guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comBlogger78125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-12187510822689890352010-05-06T15:26:44.382-05:002010-05-06T15:26:44.382-05:00That situation did not call for an LD- it merely w...That situation did not call for an LD- it merely warranted a "yes" or "no".Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-32742546344519246902010-05-06T15:23:11.712-05:002010-05-06T15:23:11.712-05:00Lav davka.Lav davka.Anarchist Chossidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129716759837282565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-23649002770367090462010-05-06T15:20:24.870-05:002010-05-06T15:20:24.870-05:00All three of those are your contribution?All three of those are your contribution?Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-54683727462790689492010-05-06T15:13:08.219-05:002010-05-06T15:13:08.219-05:00Three men sit in a jail in (KGB headquarters) Dzer...Three men sit in a jail in (KGB headquarters) Dzerzhinsky Square. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned, and he says, "Because I criticized Karl Radek." The first man responds, "But I am here because I spoke out in favor of Radek!" They turn to the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back, and ask him why he is in jail too. He responds, "I'm Karl Radek."Anarchist Chossidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129716759837282565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-38359552734949925482010-05-06T15:09:21.334-05:002010-05-06T15:09:21.334-05:00Well, I did it while living in New Orleans.
"...Well, I did it while living in New Orleans.<br /><br />"During the Damansky Island incident the Chinese military developed three main strategies: The Great Offensive, The Small Retreat, and Infiltration by Small Groups of One to Two Million Across the Border."<br /><br /><br />A missile silo officer falls asleep during his watch, with his face on the control board and "red button"/ As the colonel comes in, the officer snaps up and proudly reports: "Nothing to report during my watch, comrade Colonel"/ "Nothing to report, you say? Nothing to report?! Then where the hell is Belgium?!!"Anarchist Chossidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129716759837282565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-40944444133782011402010-05-06T15:00:22.514-05:002010-05-06T15:00:22.514-05:00CA: Is your IP on there?
e: I thought you'd l...CA: Is your IP on there?<br /><br />e: I thought you'd like it.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-41762920167584065342010-05-06T14:58:00.078-05:002010-05-06T14:58:00.078-05:00trs: nice meta-anecdote.trs: nice meta-anecdote.ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04376537400767851942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-70652451166581103822010-05-06T14:43:19.523-05:002010-05-06T14:43:19.523-05:00The Soviet Union has launched the first man into s...The Soviet Union has launched the first man into space. A Ukrainian shepherd, standing on top of a hill, shouts over to another Ukrainian on another hill to tell the news. "Mykola!" / "Yes!" / "The Russians have flown to space!" / "All of them?" / "No, just one." / "So why are you bothering me?"Anarchist Chossidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129716759837282565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-18969622474826877832010-05-06T14:39:07.988-05:002010-05-06T14:39:07.988-05:00It’s from the repertoire of Russian short jokes.
...It’s from the repertoire of Russian short jokes.<br /><br />Actually, I once contributed to a Wiki-article on Russian jokes.<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_political_jokesAnarchist Chossidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129716759837282565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-7302843381127338062010-05-06T14:39:00.089-05:002010-05-06T14:39:00.089-05:00You learn new things every day.You learn new things every day.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-43077276648495491492010-05-06T14:37:35.615-05:002010-05-06T14:37:35.615-05:00He is made of wood.He is made of wood.Anarchist Chossidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129716759837282565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-77622061882795631452010-05-06T14:36:47.940-05:002010-05-06T14:36:47.940-05:00Explain please?Explain please?Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-90754717293963867802010-05-06T14:36:07.825-05:002010-05-06T14:36:07.825-05:00It’s a joke.It’s a joke.Anarchist Chossidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129716759837282565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-31810750053839306502010-05-06T14:32:56.613-05:002010-05-06T14:32:56.613-05:00Pinocchio drowned.Pinocchio drowned.Anarchist Chossidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04129716759837282565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-81184744509097769792010-05-06T14:27:58.044-05:002010-05-06T14:27:58.044-05:00That's pretty impressive, I must say.That's pretty impressive, I must say.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-50877248480243345842010-05-06T14:27:22.007-05:002010-05-06T14:27:22.007-05:00I'm am the bordest of all, cuz I almost made i...I'm am the bordest of all, cuz I almost made it to the bottom of the page. I should be ashamed of posting this publicly!ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04376537400767851942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-27763758353548887552010-05-06T14:27:19.620-05:002010-05-06T14:27:19.620-05:00An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find ...An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard. After some observations and rough calculations the engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing. A few minutes later the physicist understands too and chuckles to himself happily as he now has enough experimental evidence to publish a paper.<br /><br />This leaves the mathematician somewhat perplexed, as he had observed right away that he was the subject of an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly the presence of humor from similar anecdotes, but considers this anecdote to be too trivial a corollary to be significant, let alone funny.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-21052408967979832542010-05-06T14:26:32.516-05:002010-05-06T14:26:32.516-05:00One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Ki...One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." St. Thomas looked very confused and asked St. Peter: "What does the teacher mean?" St.Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04376537400767851942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-82462293832600201712010-05-06T14:21:03.741-05:002010-05-06T14:21:03.741-05:00An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are s...An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener ..."Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-55523482488075828532010-05-06T14:20:13.518-05:002010-05-06T14:20:13.518-05:00Q: What is the world's longest song?
A: "...Q: What is the world's longest song?<br />A: "Aleph-nought Bottles of Beer on the Wall." <br /><br />Q: Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?<br />A: Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25. <br /><br />Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?<br />A: To get to the other ... er, um ...ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04376537400767851942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-61319307206385223502010-05-06T14:19:20.792-05:002010-05-06T14:19:20.792-05:00Now I feel like a fool- I totally didn't get t...Now I feel like a fool- I totally didn't get that one.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-37571504295165095472010-05-06T14:18:18.673-05:002010-05-06T14:18:18.673-05:00The combination of the Einstein and Pythagoras dis...The combination of the Einstein and Pythagoras discoveries:<br />E= m c^2= m ( a^2 + b^2)<br /><br />The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6.<br />Proof: cancel the n in the numerator and denominator.ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04376537400767851942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-24604823881712580222010-05-06T14:18:00.443-05:002010-05-06T14:18:00.443-05:00A physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a f...A physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire. Second day, the same two sit in the same lounge. Again, the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the mathematician stands up, got a bucket, hands the bucket to the physicist, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-58926396197371300832010-05-06T14:17:08.414-05:002010-05-06T14:17:08.414-05:00An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are s...An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.<br />The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed.<br />Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc. extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed.<br />Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists!" and then goes back to bed.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-26399688630693025912010-05-06T14:14:44.051-05:002010-05-06T14:14:44.051-05:00The world is divided into two classes:
people who...The world is divided into two classes:<br /><br />people who say "The world is divided into two classes",<br />and people who say: The world is divided into two classes:<br /><br />people who say: "The world is divided into two classes",<br />and people who say: The world is divided into two classes:<br /><br />people who say ...ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04376537400767851942noreply@blogger.com