tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post3956611902261834661..comments2023-10-23T10:15:44.618-05:00Comments on The Real Shliach: The wizard of usJust like a guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-59252751923419188302010-11-24T12:07:35.651-06:002010-11-24T12:07:35.651-06:00And how many would be alive today were it not for ...And how many would be alive today were it not for Turkey stuffing?post hoc ergo hocnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-55049120875012623292010-11-23T20:54:30.196-06:002010-11-23T20:54:30.196-06:00Plenty of people have passed on since 1621...Plenty of people have passed on since 1621...Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-32350930336261837912010-11-23T19:59:23.601-06:002010-11-23T19:59:23.601-06:00people have run out of things to worry about. Sinc...people have run out of things to worry about. Since 1621, we've been eating turkey with stuffing, and no one has ever diedYe Olde American (mein zeide hut gepisht afn mayflower)http://stuf IS for turkeys.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-91495899813678276052010-11-23T19:36:48.999-06:002010-11-23T19:36:48.999-06:00http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/11/alton-brown-say...http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/11/alton-brown-says-no-to-stuffing-the-turkey-dressing-thanksgiving.htmlJust like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-22779698801220022732010-11-23T19:31:10.263-06:002010-11-23T19:31:10.263-06:00Well, stuffing them would be good. Stuff *is* for ...Well, stuffing them would be good. Stuff *is* for turkeys, you know.Madam Ringnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-2299676646619401822010-11-23T19:06:18.204-06:002010-11-23T19:06:18.204-06:00Or stuff them for that matter.Or stuff them for that matter.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-63594887570638349912010-11-23T12:10:00.343-06:002010-11-23T12:10:00.343-06:00Don't shtuff your turkey!Don't shtuff your turkey!Mrs. Ringhttp://stuff really is for turkeys.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-37122576850792976962010-11-22T21:22:38.885-06:002010-11-22T21:22:38.885-06:00How apropos too, with Thanksgiving rapidly approac...How apropos too, with Thanksgiving rapidly approaching.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-53938047832332148772010-11-22T09:53:37.764-06:002010-11-22T09:53:37.764-06:00And do you really not know English?
Why "Plea...And do you really not know English?<br />Why "Please take them down!" rather than "Please take it down!"?<br />Why "That need an explanation" rather than "That needs an explanation"?<br />Seriously, my five-year-old niece speaks more grammatically than you do.Mrs. Ringhttp://stuff is for turkeys.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-7462444030931248552010-11-20T20:07:36.605-06:002010-11-20T20:07:36.605-06:00If you're so righteous, why must you hide behi...If you're so righteous, why must you hide behind a screen? Be a man and stand up for your beliefs!Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-42564347982207055352010-11-20T17:31:31.411-06:002010-11-20T17:31:31.411-06:00very unimpressed how you would put this Shtus up!
...very unimpressed how you would put this Shtus up!<br />Please take them down!<br />That need an explanation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-79305882558605355572010-11-18T21:27:40.313-06:002010-11-18T21:27:40.313-06:00What needs explanation?What needs explanation?Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-83475595884805930562010-11-18T21:05:58.238-06:002010-11-18T21:05:58.238-06:00Chanan PLEASE!
I would like an explanation.
P.S....Chanan PLEASE!<br />I would like an explanation.<br /><br /><br />P.S. English I admit I don't master!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-43932254452773214882010-11-14T22:26:45.837-06:002010-11-14T22:26:45.837-06:00And I'm very un impressed that you misspelled ...And I'm very un impressed that you misspelled unimpressed. Please learn English!Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-88179013167514617372010-11-14T20:54:17.716-06:002010-11-14T20:54:17.716-06:00very un impressed how you would put this Shtus up!...very un impressed how you would put this Shtus up!<br />Please take them down!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-58730368154276234452010-11-08T12:04:17.694-06:002010-11-08T12:04:17.694-06:00Anon: Please don't say "we" when you...Anon: Please don't say "we" when you mean "they." And get yourself a goddamn name.ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04376537400767851942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-71355776253767469822010-11-06T23:12:23.306-05:002010-11-06T23:12:23.306-05:00it seems to me that Lubavitchers today, rather tha...it seems to me that Lubavitchers today, rather than spreading yiddishkeit, see our main role in politics and at demonstrations. Maybe if those of us who aren't actually on shlichus - ie. Rabbis in Chabad Houses, teachers etc - would put more of our energies towards mivtzoim as the Rebbe seems to have wanted, rather than getting involved in politics, our movement would be in better shape.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-39732470193995523802010-11-06T22:45:43.433-05:002010-11-06T22:45:43.433-05:00and that, my friend, was just plain weird...just p...and that, my friend, was just plain weird...just plain weirdAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-69186022624353840692010-11-06T18:48:39.512-05:002010-11-06T18:48:39.512-05:00I don’t care if it hails or sleets, yeah,
Long as ...I don’t care if it hails or sleets, yeah,<br />Long as I got the Rebbe, shlita,<br />Pasted on the dashboard of my car.<br />Helping me through all my struggles<br />Givin’ me someone to cuddle,<br />Cause God Himself just always seems so far.<br /><br />Rebbe Shlita, Rebbe Shlita<br />Riding on the dashboard of my car.<br />Helping me through all my struggles<br />Givin’ me someone to cuddle,<br />Cause God Almighty always seems so far.<br /><br />Got him way back in Camp Gan Izzy,<br />When I learned by heart real easy<br />Twelve pesukim they taught me to say.<br />I used to put my faith in God<br />‘Til they told me that I was wrong.<br />‘The Rebbe watches over you night and day!’<br /><br />I don’t care if the world is scary<br />Or if Moshiach, he will tary.<br />The Rebbe knows ’bout all I’m going through.<br />He’ll be back before you know it,<br />To save our People and rebuild it,<br />Redeeming us just like he said he’d do.<br /><br />Rebbe Shlita, Rebbe Shlita<br />Riding on the dashboard of my car.<br />Helping me through all my struggles<br />Givin’ me someone to cuddle,<br />Cause God Almighty always seems so far.<br /><br />Wearin’ Rabbenu Tam tefillin,<br />Here I sit. I’m just chillin’<br />Don’t even have to worry ’bout the wheel.<br />No need to look in my rear-view mirror.<br />I’ve got all I need right here.<br />The Rebbe, shlita saves ‘n he will heal.<br /><br />For safety you can’t top the Rebbe’s Torah,<br />Which explains the huge menorah<br />Up there on the rooftop of my car.<br />I know I have done my utmost<br />With my Chabad mezuzah on the doorpost.<br />Please touch it as you get into the car.<br /><br />Rebbe Shlita, Rebbe Shlita<br />Riding on the dashboard of my car.<br />Helping me through all my struggles<br />Givin’ me someone to cuddle,<br />Cause God Almighty always seems so far.<br /><br />Who needs reason when you’ve got Chassidis?<br />Life’s much easier when you just accept this,<br />The Rebbe Shlita answers every prayer.<br />He don’t care ’bout my heresy<br />He’s only made of plastic, see,<br />Vinyl-coated paper, won’t fade or tear.<br /><br />I can say whatever I want ’bout him,<br />Long as its more glory for him.<br />Everybody needs himself a guru.<br />Don’t believe my story’s true?<br />Just listen, wait until I’m through,<br />What I spin will surely soon convert you.<br /><br />Rebbe Shlita, Rebbe Shlita<br />Riding on the dashboard of my car.<br />Helping me through all my struggles<br />Givin’ me someone to cuddle,<br />Cause God Almighty always seems so far.<br /><br />There’s stories of him pullin’ children from the river,<br />Savin’ babies in the bunker as a candy giver.<br />Don’t get on that airplane, it’s gonna blow.<br />He knows everything under the sun,<br />He’ll protect and save you, that son of a gun.<br />Hearin’ ’bout his miracles keeps me from woe.<br /><br />Every time I hear of him,<br />I yearn to follow his every whim.<br />The Rebbe’s loyal soldier I am, and how<br />I yearn for the day when I’ll see him again.<br />Can’t be long now, so I imagine.<br />B’Karov Mamosh, We Want Moshiach Now!<br /><br />Rebbe Shlita, Rebbe Shlita<br />Riding on the dashboard of my car.<br />Helping me through all my struggles<br />Givin’ me someone to cuddle,<br />Cause God Almighty always seems so far…<br /><br />Rebbe Shlita, Rebbe Shlita<br />Riding on the dashboard of my car.<br />Helping me through all my struggles<br />Givin’ me someone to cuddle,<br />Cause God Himself just always seems so far…Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-58109078439307318822010-11-04T19:14:17.426-05:002010-11-04T19:14:17.426-05:00he just copied pasted the post from vos iz neias t...he just copied pasted the post from vos iz neias that was posted around gimmel tammuz...<br /><br />a DIFFERENT anonymous user who is too lazy to sign inAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-31630253144718799432010-11-04T17:00:31.192-05:002010-11-04T17:00:31.192-05:00Maybe the snag poet of days bygone has changed his...Maybe the snag poet of days bygone has changed his perspective.bonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18233228445664358396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-22548092776038721352010-11-03T19:58:24.392-05:002010-11-03T19:58:24.392-05:00Profound? That's one way to look at it.Profound? That's one way to look at it.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-35212258330504718952010-11-03T19:56:31.297-05:002010-11-03T19:56:31.297-05:00that was very profound, anonymous.that was very profound, anonymous.Yossihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10568022382495343458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-83332164178062218882010-11-03T19:45:01.566-05:002010-11-03T19:45:01.566-05:00I am a young dead couple in Mumbai. I am the tear...I am a young dead couple in Mumbai. I am the tears of millions. I am the Lubavitcher Rebbe.<br /><br />I am generations restored to G-d. I am the Jewish world redefined. I am the Lubavitcher Rebbe.<br /><br />I am a Chosid. I am a Rav. I am a Misnagid. I am a Rosh Yeshivah. I am frum. I am not yet frum. I am a Jew. I am the Lubavitcher Rebbe.<br /><br />I am whatever a Jew needs, wherever a Jew is. I am Ahavas Yisroel, I am Klal Yisroel. I am the Lubavitcher Rebbe. <br /><br />I am part of you. I am the Lubavitcher Rebbe. And so are you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-29892784992415357922010-11-01T19:03:07.236-05:002010-11-01T19:03:07.236-05:00Kiss from a Rose is one of the best songs of...wel...Kiss from a Rose is one of the best songs of...well, ever.Ronit Vertelneynoreply@blogger.com