tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post5362224573726494062..comments2023-10-23T10:15:44.618-05:00Comments on The Real Shliach: Hibba Mark V: Jerusalem TalesJust like a guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-36967761282160265422008-07-27T19:13:00.000-05:002008-07-27T19:13:00.000-05:00Are you or are you not in fact a maven? You're com...Are you or are you not in fact a maven? You're comment is ambiguous, though you seem to have gotten the general gist.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-51751814881452339742008-07-27T18:06:00.000-05:002008-07-27T18:06:00.000-05:00The Rosh Yeshiva in YOEC, the Lubavitvh Yeshiva in...The Rosh Yeshiva in YOEC, the Lubavitvh Yeshiva in LA, once called me over to his table and inquired, in his wonderful smoker's growl, "What are you doing next year?" This was just two or three weeks before Yeshiva was over, so he had every right to know. I replied, "Last night you Farbrenged about living in the moment, not always planning ahead and forgetting that everything is dependent on NOW." He gave me a great big smile, shook my hand, and proclaimed loudly, "Touché". <BR/>VD"LJust like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-16273445966763042612008-07-27T16:47:00.000-05:002008-07-27T16:47:00.000-05:00What was that, Frierdiker Rebbe? America IZ anders...What was that, Frierdiker Rebbe? America IZ andersh? Funny, and all these years I thought there was a 'nisht' in there...the sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07134516234799909775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-52133916168572985672008-07-27T10:51:00.000-05:002008-07-27T10:51:00.000-05:00Appropriate? Yes. But this is America, where propr...Appropriate? Yes. But this is America, where propriety is hardly appropriate.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-27244275537667406402008-07-27T04:08:00.000-05:002008-07-27T04:08:00.000-05:00I'm not a big teller-of-blogger-what-to-do (esp su...I'm not a big teller-of-blogger-what-to-do (esp such respectable and respected and self-respected bloggers such as yourself) but eppes it seems like deleting 3/4 of this comment thread might be the appropriate thing to do.<BR/><BR/>(nemo, shush)the sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07134516234799909775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-28167996063241504392008-07-22T08:17:00.000-05:002008-07-22T08:17:00.000-05:00Those couples must be really desperate.Those couples must be really desperate.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-7085930961161850092008-07-22T00:57:00.000-05:002008-07-22T00:57:00.000-05:00He says he counsels married couples!He says he counsels married couples!Nemohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402531988433648505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-30759879941037063792008-07-22T00:03:00.000-05:002008-07-22T00:03:00.000-05:00You mean the Bochur who writes on Shmais? What doe...You mean the Bochur who writes on Shmais? What does he know?Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-8044641002391567322008-07-21T23:37:00.000-05:002008-07-21T23:37:00.000-05:00Getzy for $45?Getzy for $45?Nemohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402531988433648505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-6379002020182268472008-07-21T22:51:00.000-05:002008-07-21T22:51:00.000-05:00A. I'm trying to tell you that it's lav davka nece...A. I'm trying to tell you that it's lav davka necessary.<BR/>B. Good thinking-loose lips sink ships<BR/>C. Boteach? That's old hat. For $35, my classes take you all the way through Esther (Madonna).Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-11587979376641939942008-07-21T22:49:00.000-05:002008-07-21T22:49:00.000-05:00I'll re-edumacate you when we meet up in a few wee...I'll re-edumacate you when we meet up in a few weeks.<BR/><BR/>I don't want to get in trouble for doing it in this forum.<BR/><BR/>For everybody else, I'm giving classes for $25 a session, where we will explore the relevant issues from all rabbinic sources beginning with the Talmud and through to Boteach.Nemohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402531988433648505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-43569910639091771662008-07-21T20:08:00.000-05:002008-07-21T20:08:00.000-05:00You'd be surprised...Meam Loaz is a good educator....You'd be surprised...Meam Loaz is a good educator.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-22240138228591269992008-07-21T20:07:00.000-05:002008-07-21T20:07:00.000-05:00Oh, so much that I can teach you young impressiona...Oh, so much that I can teach you young impressionables :)Nemohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402531988433648505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-66615345122478759932008-07-21T19:06:00.000-05:002008-07-21T19:06:00.000-05:00Why is the Rabbi illogical? Doing it with a Niddah...Why is the Rabbi illogical? Doing it with a Niddah is Kares-spilling seed just brings instant death, ala Er and Onan. Pick your poison. Alternatively, get hitched.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-19998412789154743812008-07-21T19:01:00.000-05:002008-07-21T19:01:00.000-05:00Cheerio, you're absolutely right. My evil alter eg...Cheerio, you're absolutely right. My evil alter ego is not too smart. (If he was smart, he might have been me.)ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04376537400767851942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-68319202999746163862008-07-21T19:00:00.000-05:002008-07-21T19:00:00.000-05:00Bochur: Rabbi, what's worse? f*cking or spilling s...Bochur: Rabbi, what's worse? f*cking or spilling seed?<BR/><BR/>Rabbi: Don't f*ck or spill seed.<BR/><BR/>Bochur: Rabbi, if I don't f*ck, I will almost certainly spill seed. It's either or.<BR/><BR/>Rabbi: Whatever happens, don't f*ck. If you spill seed, n'nu.<BR/><BR/>Me: Is this rabbi illogical or is this rabbi illogical?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-26544213164901460502008-07-21T17:52:00.000-05:002008-07-21T17:52:00.000-05:00At my Torah Umesorah day school we had sex-ed in 6...At my Torah Umesorah day school we had sex-ed in 6th grade. At the time, I had no idea what they were talking about.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-71033931833678338072008-07-21T17:39:00.000-05:002008-07-21T17:39:00.000-05:00It's not Zerah L'Vatala when it's delivered to the...It's not Zerah L'Vatala when it's delivered to the right place.<BR/><BR/>http://judaism.about.com/od/sexinjudaism/a/birthcontrol.htm<BR/><BR/>Oy, we need more Yiddishe sex-ed taught in our Yeshivos (besides the scare tactics in Tanya, Shulchan Oruch, etc.).Nemohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402531988433648505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-5887278989481041022008-07-21T17:15:00.000-05:002008-07-21T17:15:00.000-05:00Nemo, Anonymous peoples rarely make sense. If what...Nemo, Anonymous peoples rarely make sense. If what they had to say made sense, then why would they post it anonymously?<BR/>As for this whole issue of male seed; well, Tanya is pretty explicit about it. Let's see, can we divide the 252 fasts, or is each man alone?Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-40344463676494331662008-07-21T15:53:00.000-05:002008-07-21T15:53:00.000-05:00Whatever man, you're really making no sense now.Whatever man, you're really making no sense now.Nemohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402531988433648505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-13328836022971814892008-07-21T14:13:00.000-05:002008-07-21T14:13:00.000-05:00Well then, i'm glad we can aggree; spilling seed i...Well then, i'm glad we can aggree; spilling seed isn't as bad as g"a so bochurim should screw around. birth control is irrelevent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-31024536284314959802008-07-21T13:20:00.000-05:002008-07-21T13:20:00.000-05:00Dude, birth control isn't an issue because of Zera...Dude, birth control isn't an issue because of Zera L'Vatala - it's because of Pru U'Rvu.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-68624109710813841682008-07-21T12:48:00.000-05:002008-07-21T12:48:00.000-05:00I don't know about birth control. just look what t...I don't know about birth control. just look what the A"R has 2 say in Tanaya.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-12250942763288022862008-07-21T02:53:00.000-05:002008-07-21T02:53:00.000-05:00"According to official doctrine, spilling seed is ..."According to official doctrine, spilling seed is worse than g"a"<BR/><BR/>G"A= Gilui Arayos???<BR/><BR/>"Spilling seed" by using birth control is worse than Giluy Arayos? Am I the only one that hasn't lost their sense of reason here?? Or perhaps I'm the only one here with half a Jewish education?<BR/><BR/>You're out of your mind and you don't begin to understand Halacha man ...Nemohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402531988433648505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956851062928470828.post-82246296975574379102008-07-20T21:41:00.000-05:002008-07-20T21:41:00.000-05:00Kofer: Go read the works of Rabbi Nachman of Bresl...Kofer: Go read the works of Rabbi Nachman of Breslav. From what I've heard (and seen) he's big into the spilling of seed. Oh, sorry, not the spilling of seed. Whatever.<BR/><BR/>Cheerio: Yes, it is quite confusing, isn't it. I think that all the guys on this blog are supposed to stop flirting with you. Tell me, are we flirting with you? Be honest now.<BR/><BR/>As for your massage, well, I'm sure alter ego will be happy to provide it at your earliest convenience.Just like a guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14680468025321981540noreply@blogger.com