Wednesday, February 24, 2010

We found out who the committee is!

We found out who they are!

66 comments:

Yossi said...

I knew it the whole time!!

Yehuda said...

I get the feeling the threats are going to turn very serious now.

All those pitchforks bloggers were gathering for your defense? They can't be left unused, can they?

Cheerio said...

yeah, i think you guys should be watching your backs...

sarabonne said...

I am cursing you out right now.

e said...

Ok, this is the third post that I gotta comment on regarding the recent turn of events. I ran out of comments, but writing "subscribing" is so 2009.

e said...

I got a real comment now:

I'm very impressed by the tznius committee's writing. It didn't sound like either of you.

The Real Shliach said...

Thank you.

Modeh B'Miktsas said...

GRRRRRRRRR!!! I spent homework time on you people!


Nu, wouldn't be the first time.

Dowy said...

i just want to say that i already complimented trss' sense of humour right in the beginning and therefore i dont need to now :)

The Real Shliach said...

Modeh: Better us than ice dancing.

Dowy: Of course.

Dowy said...

ok so now we know how everyone else would react to this, the question now is how would trs and yossi react, and which of the principles of the vaad do they actually believe in?

The Real Shliach said...

How would we react if it was real?

I can only speak for myself, but I believe in everything the committee espoused.

e said...

Then why aren't you acting on it? Where are your metascruples, young man?

sarabonne said...

Including blackmail?

TRVSHV said...

We, the real Va'ad Shmiras Hadas Vhatarah, have made our own blog to set the record straight and put an end to the identity theft that has occured.
http://therealvaadshmirashadasvhatarah.blogspot.com/

The Real Shliach said...

e: Who said I even had any metascruples?

Sara: Certainly.

Yossi said...

I agree with most of the va'ad shmiras hadas vhatarah's platform, except for the harshly sexist views about women. I don't mind if they have blogs.
But the va'ad is right about tznius halachas applying online, as well as the real world.
and I certainly would have closed my blog if I was being blackmailed. Blogging is not that important.
Maybe the idea, of freedom of speech and so on, but I'd get over it fast

e said...

TRS: without any metascruples, it doesn't mean anything to agree with the Vaad?

e said...

(pardon the misplaced question mark.)

The Real Shliach said...

Yossi: really? I'd laugh at anyone.

e: this is possible.

sarabonne said...

I just saw your hero, Lipa. He sang a song from Lion King with Jew words inserted. Pretty good, I must say.

The Real Shliach said...

You just saw this now?

sarabonne said...

Well, an hour ago perhaps. At nightlife, he popped in for a wee bit.

The Real Shliach said...

Oh really? Very nice, very nice. He was also quite good at OT tonight.

sarabonne said...

Aha, aha, charming, yes, very nice.

Anonymous said...

ur a celeb!
http://www.crownheights.info/index.php?itemid=24749

The Real Shliach said...

OMG! I can die happy now...

e said...

trs: Were you awake crazy early or crazy late?

The Real Shliach said...

The time stamp is an hour off, but I woke at 3:59 and went back to sleep a bit later.

e said...

That still doesn't sound like a good sleep cycle.

The Real Shliach said...

Recall what night I wrote that...

TRVSHV said...

After almost a week without any new posts, the committee has begun to miss this weblog. Guess it's not so bad to have a weblog...

The Real Shliach said...

Sometimes you get what you wished for, and you realize that you didn't realize that what you were wishing for wasn't exactly what you wished for.

e said...

are you beginning to discover the joys of talking to yourself?

The Real Shliach said...

Obviously you didn't fully appreciate what I was saying.

e said...

TRSHV said that having his wishes fulfilled made him modify his wishes.

TRS noted that this phenomenon is not specific to TRSHV's wishes.

Did I miss something?

The Real Shliach said...

You are implying that TRSHV and TRS are one and the same, which is a patently untrue assertion.

TRVSHV said...

Is it?
Ever wonder how TRSHV knows so much about TRS?

The Real Shliach said...

It's fairly obvious that the only other blogger to have posted on TRVSHV is in fact TRVSHV.

Yossi said...

but it clearly says e also posted on trvshv, the post about picking nits

The Real Shliach said...

That is exactly my point. Dovid's name may be up there, but we all know who the real power is...

TRVSHV said...

with our Father in Heaven

The Real Shliach said...

Quite.

Dovid said...

the whole Father in Heaven thing confirms TRS=TRVSHV

The Real Shliach said...

Oh please, that's such an obvious tip-off that it's not me. That phrase is so associated with me that I would never use it- it's like Israel being blamed for the Dubai killing. It's so obviously not them, precisely because it looks so much like them.

Dovid said...

Exactly what they/you want you/us to believe. It's quite ingenious.

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Yossi said...

I agree with trs about trvshv, but disagree about Israel. I think they tried framing themselves, to make it look like they were framed, as dovid believes about trvshv.

Dovid said...

aha! TRVSHV=Yossi+TRS

Yossi said...

but I just said that I agree with your line of reasoning regarding framing, for Israel, not for trvshv

Dovid said...

Precisely my dear Yossi

The Real Shliach said...

I think dovid is just disappointed that no one is congratulating him on his brilliant performace as TRVSHV.

The Real Shliach said...

I think dovid is just disappointed that no one is congratulating him on his brilliant performace as TRVSHV.

Dovid said...

Why thats exactly what I'd expect the real TRVSHV to say.

Dovid said...

...but maybe just a little

Dovid said...

ok, ok, maybe a lot

The Real Shliach said...

Hey, e should have accused you of talking to yourself, not me!

Dovid said...

talking to myself or talking about myself?

The Real Shliach said...

Both, I imagine.

Dovid said...

Emily Post's Etiquette-
"When assuming an alter ego, it is accepted blogger etiquette to speak of each other in third person.
Although it is frowned upon, it is also acceptable to maintain a conversation with an alter ego."

The Real Shliach said...

If that's not an admission of guilt, then I don't know what is.

Dovid said...

yes your honor?

Dovid said...

but at least I didn't do a hiskashrus tantz for TSR!

The Real Shliach said...

Neither did I, but that's another story.

Dovid said...

Perhaps one day you can share with us your side of what happened that day in Kiryas Joel.

The Real Shliach said...

Perhaps one day.