Vos vet zein

What will be when moshiach comes with minyanim? I mean, what's going to be in the third temple? For some very strange reason, I feel like I've blogger about this very topic before, but I can't seem to find the relevant post. Regardless, it's an interesting topic. The Korban Tamid Shel Shachar was of course offered early in the morning, and I don't see why that should change when the messiah shows up. Apparently then those who daven vasikin will be praying alongside the morning sacrifice, which I suppose might be seen as a good thing. They'll have to pack out for their daf yomi shiur once they're finished, which will be perfect, because it'll give the chassidim a chance to roll in for chassidus and mezonos faren davenen. I'm not sure whether they'll actually serve mezonos in the temple itself, or if someone will have to open a concession stand right outside the walls. I'm thinking a Dunkin Donuts, but Gombos will do in a pinch. The chagas chassidim will show up about the time the Lubavitchers are starting shacharis, but of course they'll have to go to the mikveh and shvitz first, so we'll have to arrange a later time slot for them. On days when there's a mussaf offering things might get a little crowded, what with the chareidim staying late and all, but hopefully the yekkes will be running the show, elsewise the Mussaf will drag on forever and things will really start to fill up. The ketores will always be a popular event, with all the Carlebachians trying to get a sniff, though of course they'll probably be disappointed when they learn that marijuana is not actually an ingredient therein. No one quite knows what will happen with the tzfatim, but you can be sure they'll make themselves heard.

Mincha will of course be a bit complicated, with major fights erupting over when it should be brought, and some people trying to extend it as late as possible. Maariv will be simple as pie- just keep the flame burning bright, and we should all be fine. Those wanting to do tikkun chatzos might be disturbed by the late night farbrengens, but at least there's that whole water system to clean up in the morning. And the best news is, SMR will be directing the slaughtering, and he won't even have to worry about under-age kohanim either!