Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Psychology for the masses

That's right folks, last night we had another session with Rabbi Yosef Yitzchok Shagalow, mental doctor extraordinaire and Shliach to the long-suffering Snags of S. Louis Park. What did the dear boy say? That, my friends, is what I'm about to communicate to you. Basically, you're never allowed to hit your students. Ever. Well, unless they're really bad. Then you can slaughter them. No, just kidding. The only time you can hit students is if they can see the great pain that it's causing you to hit them. It should really hurt so much, that you're such a bad teacher that you have to hit the kids in order to educate them. Because obviously a god teacher should inspire the kids so much that it's not necessary to even raise your voice.
If any teachers actually read this blog, I'm sure I'd get hundreds of angry responses, but since no teachers do read this, I'll be spared. Whoopeee!


A teacher said...

Young man, you don't know what you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

looks like someone is commenting merely for the sake of commenting

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The Real Shliach said...

Tit for Tat? After all, I'm on his link list. But it wouldn't be true, because I don't check him every day. Should I be a nice guy? Decisions, Decisions.