Joe TRS

Barack Obama comes to Joe TRS' door, and Joe TRS says, "Hey, Mr. Obama, under you, my taxes will stay in the exact same place!" Obama says, "Well, ain't that dandy?" Joe TRS says, "But still, I have to think of some reason why you're bad." Barack says, "Shoot." Joe TRS pulls out his shotgun, but the secret service stops him before he can do anything. At the trial the judge asks Joe TRS, "Why did you try and shoot the President?" Joe TRS responds, "I didn't! All I did was pull out a gun! Since when is that illegal?" The judge tells him that it is. Joe TRS wonders if the second amendment has ceased to be. The judge tells him that it doesn't apply in this situation. Joe TRS is saved when he's pardoned by the President. Or so they say.