Sunday, October 19, 2008

Joe TRS

Barack Obama comes to Joe TRS' door, and Joe TRS says, "Hey, Mr. Obama, under you, my taxes will stay in the exact same place!" Obama says, "Well, ain't that dandy?" Joe TRS says, "But still, I have to think of some reason why you're bad." Barack says, "Shoot." Joe TRS pulls out his shotgun, but the secret service stops him before he can do anything. At the trial the judge asks Joe TRS, "Why did you try and shoot the President?" Joe TRS responds, "I didn't! All I did was pull out a gun! Since when is that illegal?" The judge tells him that it is. Joe TRS wonders if the second amendment has ceased to be. The judge tells him that it doesn't apply in this situation. Joe TRS is saved when he's pardoned by the President. Or so they say.

8 comments:

Nemo said...

"... the President?"

Omer, v'aino yodeia mah hu omer ...

I guess Barack has already pocketed this election.

The Real Shliach said...

Though I may not like it, I do believe that Mr. Obama will be President. Believe you me, I always know exactly what I'm writing (My, didn't that sound snotty?!)

nemo said...

So your neighboring Jewish Democratic Senator from Wisconsin, Russel Feingold, just dropped by my school to speak. He said that although things look good for the Illinois Senator, it's too early to be sure.

So if you care what some liberal Jewish congressman from a state that has done nothing for the Union besides make cheese (and nothing Cholov Yisroel even), McCain still has a slight chance. Oh, and that we good American democrats have to go out all day on election day to protect the rights of voters from all the [Republican] hounds that will try to scare them away ...

The Real Shliach said...

I'm inspired.

Elisheva said...

Nemo I take offense. There has got to be cholov yisroel cheese coming somewhere out of this fine state.

The Real Shliach said...

Don't worry, there is.

Elisheva said...

Where?

The Real Shliach said...

Somewhere over the rainbow.