Monday, September 15, 2008

Oh ye of little faith!

The hounds of hell have attacked, but TRS remains resolute and strong. Not content with destroying every happiness he has ever had or wanted, they have wantonly doubted his prodigious genius, and have thus incurred his righteous wrath upon their pathetic selves. I shall not tarry, nor wait for longer, but instead, I do proclaim, "The Day of Reckoning is Here!"

In other words, I was in fact correct when I said that the Rabbinic person who said, "Hate the sin, not the sinner" was a woman, not a man. It was Bruriah, that sainted woman of yore, who told her husband to pray, not that the scoffers should die, but that they should return in true and righteous fashion to the L-rd, their G-d.

I'll be accepting apologies until 1:00 AM CT.

12 comments:

e said...

Pulleez.

e said...

That's not what Beruriah said.

Anonymous said...

In your esteemed opinion E, what does "יתמו חטאים" ולא חוטאים mean?

Seems like TRS paraphrased pretty well to me.

Cheerio said...

so who's the dude on a stick?

Just like a guy said...

Come to Jesus, baby!

Cheerio said...

and what's his connection to beruriah??

Just like a guy said...

They said similar things.

Anonymous said...

he was a known plagiarist.

Just like a guy said...

Though he did have a good eye for the girls...

Anonymous said...

what version are you reading?

Just like a guy said...

The Talmud of course.

Anonymous said...

There are those that argue that it is another in the tales of the Talmud.

i never understood the whole Asian thing anyway.