Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Stranger and stranger

Today I decided to try writing some deathless prose. When this thought first came up I figured I'd start this post off with, "Today I decided to try my hand at deathless prose", but it just didn't make sense to me. Perhaps I haven't read enough literature lately. Anyway, just so you should know, the deathless prose is coming. Have patience. Don't write a bunch of obnoxious comments asking where the deathless prose is or impinging on my ancestry. If you're really interested, I come from a distinguished line of Litvish Rabbonim on one side, the other side is Kohanim, and the third half comes from a little-known line of Apple Computers that flourished in the late seventeenth century under the leadership of the Grand Vizier of Cupertino.
As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted by myself, check back later for thrilling action in the next installment of, "The Adventures of TRS and his merry band of commenters."

5 comments:

Concerned Citizens for the Protection of Causality said...

When your forthcoming genius comes forth, put it in its own post.

Luois Obnoque said...

Where is your deathless prose?

Obnoxious commenter! said...

I impinge on your ancestry!

Nemo said...

Better a Pooyer than a Litvak ... "Unzer Ziboiris is Besser ..."

(Before you get pissed off, I'm entitled to make these kinda quips being half Lithuanian farmer)

The Real Shliach said...

Incredible! I specifically write not to comment and they comment in droves!