Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Stranger and stranger

Today I decided to try writing some deathless prose. When this thought first came up I figured I'd start this post off with, "Today I decided to try my hand at deathless prose", but it just didn't make sense to me. Perhaps I haven't read enough literature lately. Anyway, just so you should know, the deathless prose is coming. Have patience. Don't write a bunch of obnoxious comments asking where the deathless prose is or impinging on my ancestry. If you're really interested, I come from a distinguished line of Litvish Rabbonim on one side, the other side is Kohanim, and the third half comes from a little-known line of Apple Computers that flourished in the late seventeenth century under the leadership of the Grand Vizier of Cupertino.
As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted by myself, check back later for thrilling action in the next installment of, "The Adventures of TRS and his merry band of commenters."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

When your forthcoming genius comes forth, put it in its own post.

Anonymous said...

Where is your deathless prose?

Anonymous said...

I impinge on your ancestry!

Nemo said...

Better a Pooyer than a Litvak ... "Unzer Ziboiris is Besser ..."

(Before you get pissed off, I'm entitled to make these kinda quips being half Lithuanian farmer)

Just like a guy said...

Incredible! I specifically write not to comment and they comment in droves!