There's a thing called hashgacha pratis, individual divine providence. Twice tonight I wrote lengthy posts about tonight's mivtzoyim, and twice tonight they vanished into the ether, as of they had never been. Why did G-d want me to waste well over an hour on things that will never be seen be seen by anyone? I don't know the answer to that question. Is it annoying? Sure, and perhaps there's a lesson here. Maybe G-d doesn't like it when I complain about mivtzoyim, about the intense cold, the lack of Jews in Old Tappan, the way bikur bayis is always foisted on poor innocents like myself. Maybe. I don't know. Though I would probably enjoy the experience, I haven't yet been invited to read G-d's thoughts, so I don't know what it is he was thinking. All I can do is my best here in this dank little world we have, and hope to goodness that in this case the third time will truly be the charm.
I'm reminded of an emeseh maaseh shehaya, so lab davka so true, that I hears while I was in yeshiva in LA. It wasn't the Rosh that told it, so depending on your particular political viewpoint that is either a good thing or a bad thing. Anyway, there was once a gabbai in a non-Lubavitch shul who wasn't the biggest lover of chabad. Once at a kiddush during this, the holiday season, he got up and, holding a besantad bottle of coke in his hand, he said, "Look everybody, it's the Lubavitcher Rebbe!"
A week later his house burned down. A week after that he was fired from his lucrative day job. A week after that his wife sued for divorce. After a quick cheshbon hanefesh he realized wherein his problem lay, and the next time there was a kiddush he begged mechilah, publicly for his moronic behavior. Things brightened up considerably after that.
I have a lot more to write, but I'm really tired, and anyway, I wrote it down a couple times already. Sorry 'bout that.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Cold place
Posted by Just like a guy at 1:15 AM
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43 comments:
that is a scary, freaky story. being chabad, religion of love, it's easy to forget that judaism is sometimes scary and freaky.
Is that a real story?
Those sort of stories make me paranoid every time something "bad" happens. (Since what bad every happens to such a happy buttercup like me?)
Maybe the guy had it coming for other reasons, but this was just something that sped it up or that functioned as a keili for din to actualize.
I haven't yet been invited to read G-d's thoughts
I thought you’re learning nigleh.
Cheerio: funny thing is, the story doesn't even involve any lubavitchers.
Elisheva: one of the thirteen principles of our faith is that there is reward and punishment.
Crawling Axe: I is. There is a difference between G-d's thoughts the way they come down in a shtikel gemarah and the way they make a holocaust, 9/11, or Mumbai.
Okay fine. Still makes me paranoid.
You know what they say, shape up or ship out.
I thought that wasn't a healthy mindset. A mindset of reward and punishment. Ex. You slipped on ice thus think to yourself "Oh I shouldn't have said that about my boss. Payback."
I mean I have that mindset, but...
The gemarah says that if a person reaches into their pocket intending to pick out a quarter and they pick out a dime instead, than that is a kaporoh.
Yes, we don't happen to subscribe to fire and brimstone Judaism, but we still believe in it. The question is, what do you emphasize?
Good point Mr. Da Shliach.
TRS,
1.Ether is good, You should try it sometime.
2. 'besanted'? You didn't expect that to fly, did you?
3. Where is this Gemara?
4. Congratulations on pandering to your groupie-esque following, thereby effectively banishing the slightest vestige of intellectuality remaining in your empty ramblings.
Axe,
Why would 'Nigleh' be the manifestation of G-d's thoughts more than any other portion of Torah?
1. Sure thing boss.
2. It was supposed to be "besantad"; it's no excuse, but the automatic spellcheck on here can get annoying.
3. How the heck should I remember? I think it's in nezikin, but don't quote me on that.
4. How and when did I do that?
2. No such thing.
3. Thanks for narrowing it down to 10 Mesechtos. Hope you didn't have to work too hard on that.
4. Why don't you ask Cheerio, or maybe Elisheva...
I'm not a groupie thank you very much, since I have my own groupie-esque following.
SZB: 2. I feel bad for you. You have no appreciation of the english language.
3. It was a pleasure. Any time.
4. The one who accused should explain the accusation.
Elisheva: sure thing babes
LE7,
Do you specialize in logical fallacies?
TRS,
2. Please don't. When did Chomsky die and leave you high priest of the English language?
4. Oh, was there an accusation? Must have missed it.
SZB - In all seriousness I like to make logically invalid statements in a purposeful, sure manner.
Since when are girls supposed to be logical?
2. That's the whole point. There is no high priest. Anyone can do whatever they want. That's what makes it so gorgeous.
4. Don't play coy. You accused me of selling out, but so far you have yet to back your assertion with any reality-based arguments.
I can be logical if I want to. After all I'm a natural science major.
Ahh, those are a dime a dozen. Anyway, who ever said that logic was a good thing? The whole story of chanuka is proof that logic is worthless.
Last year after Chanukah I was on a mission against logic. But now a year later I chilled out a bit.
And no, polisci and English majors are a dime a dozen.
You chilled out? You sound like amalek or something.
What do policy majors study?
Ugh I'm not Amalek. I'm just saying, a little logic isn't the end of the world within limits.
Polisci = Political Science. Every other Jew you meet is a political science major and it's worth jack squat.
Yeah yeah.
Why would anyone devote themselves to something that's worth nothing?
Hey you're asking the wrong woman.
I thought you knew the answers to all of life's questions.
You are correct in that assessment, but even I, the fountainhead of all answers, cannot fathom why people devote themselves to something that is worth nothing.
The girls i know are logical. Logic is h0TT.
2. My that token my lack of regard for your butchering or our beautiful language by no means that i have no appreciation of it. Your logic eats itself.
2. You are judged by the company you keep.
On another note: It seems once again that an essential point in the understanding of Chanuka has gone over your head. If logic is worthless why did the Greeks make such a point a contaminating the oil [חכמה], and why did the Jews insist on using only pure oil when it would have been Halachikaly permissible to use impure oil at under the circumstances.
Hint: go learn מאי חמוכה במשנת הרבי
Why would anyone devote themselves to something that's worth nothing?
TRS, walk over to the nearest mirror and ask yourself why you devote yourself to this blog.
English is beautiful because it's adaptable, not because it's able to be butchered.
It's hardly my fault that I'm such a stud.
You go learn al hanisim '29, and then we can talk.
And this blog is hardly worthless. It keeps many people entertained, and some people even get inspired by it.
Btw, not that I'm complaining, but with all the bitterness and nastiness?
Existential angst. Thanks for asking.
SZB, I'm waiting for a response to point number 4
What's eating you up now?
E,
I'm not sure what you're waiting for. Empirical evidence for an opinion?
TRS,
More of the same.
So I have to suffer?
SZB, just copy and paste the words which you felt supported or stimulated your opinion.
TRS,
Really, are you suffering?
E,
רבים הם ואי אפשר לפרטם
Just because this is the Internet doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
And the reason you can't lost them is because there aren't any.
Ok, I'll go away now.
Is that the white flag of defeat?
I don't like hurting the feelings of the vulnerable. Besides, it doesn't make for much of a challenge.
Ouch.
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